1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,053 "Pyramid Scheme" 2 00:00:15,418 --> 00:00:17,747 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 3 00:00:27,505 --> 00:00:31,106 Beast Boy, your sadness is leaking from your eyeholes. 4 00:00:31,108 --> 00:00:32,708 It's just... 5 00:00:32,710 --> 00:00:36,845 I can't afford the birthday present Cyborg really wants! 6 00:00:36,847 --> 00:00:39,448 Wait, haven't we been through this before? 7 00:00:39,450 --> 00:00:41,917 And besides, my birthday is like months away. 8 00:00:41,919 --> 00:00:44,119 If I don't get him an expensive gift, 9 00:00:44,121 --> 00:00:47,590 - it can ruin our friendship. - That's not true! 10 00:00:47,592 --> 00:00:49,124 What kind of person do you think I am? 11 00:00:49,126 --> 00:00:51,994 Yeah, yeah, this has definitely happened before. 12 00:00:51,996 --> 00:00:55,931 You guys know how much he loves expensive gifts. 13 00:00:55,933 --> 00:00:59,949 - You're making me sound like a monster! - I have to gets a job, 14 00:00:59,984 --> 00:01:02,938 so I can afford the expensive presents Cyborg wants! 15 00:01:02,940 --> 00:01:05,841 You don't! You really don't! 16 00:01:05,843 --> 00:01:08,744 Let me guess, Beast Boy, you're going to get a job at the pie shop. 17 00:01:08,746 --> 00:01:11,413 I ain't getting a job at the pie shop. 18 00:01:11,415 --> 00:01:13,282 I'm gonna make money the easy way. 19 00:01:13,284 --> 00:01:15,284 - Check it! - Wait. 20 00:01:16,586 --> 00:01:18,320 This is a pyramid scheme! 21 00:01:18,322 --> 00:01:21,890 Whoa, pyramid, as in mummies? 22 00:01:21,892 --> 00:01:24,226 I'm not sure you should do business with mummies. 23 00:01:24,228 --> 00:01:26,753 Not that kind of pyramid! 24 00:01:26,788 --> 00:01:28,397 A pyramid scheme is an unsustainable business model, 25 00:01:28,399 --> 00:01:30,450 that promises payments to participants, based on 26 00:01:30,451 --> 00:01:32,501 the amount of additional people they enroll in the business, 27 00:01:32,503 --> 00:01:34,637 instead of focusing on the sale of goods or services to the public. 28 00:01:34,639 --> 00:01:37,740 - Ah! - Oh... - Mmm-hmm. 29 00:01:37,742 --> 00:01:40,276 As you can see here, the exponential growth of the "business", 30 00:01:40,278 --> 00:01:42,745 will eventually cause the entire operation to collapse, 31 00:01:42,747 --> 00:01:45,447 leaving the participants at the bottom of the pyramid bankrupt, 32 00:01:45,449 --> 00:01:47,149 while those at the top walk away rich. 33 00:01:47,151 --> 00:01:51,587 - Thus, the name "pyramid scheme". - Interesting. 34 00:01:51,589 --> 00:01:53,389 I do have the question. 35 00:01:53,391 --> 00:01:55,491 Did the mummies build the pyramids? 36 00:01:55,493 --> 00:01:58,794 There are no mummies! It's not a literal pyramid! 37 00:01:58,796 --> 00:02:01,897 My point is there's no such thing as easy money. 38 00:02:01,899 --> 00:02:06,035 - You need to earn it with hard labor. - Ew, no way! 39 00:02:06,037 --> 00:02:08,804 Hard labor is for criminals and pregnant ladies. 40 00:02:08,806 --> 00:02:11,740 But, if you lives on the top with the mummy, 41 00:02:11,742 --> 00:02:15,044 - you can get rich! - Well, technically, yes, but... 42 00:02:15,046 --> 00:02:17,880 Cyborg is gonna get the most expensive present ever! 43 00:02:19,883 --> 00:02:21,617 Just give me a card. 44 00:02:28,925 --> 00:02:31,360 Cough up that dough! 45 00:02:31,362 --> 00:02:34,897 - What are you doing to Beast Boy? - He was eating a cash salad, 46 00:02:34,899 --> 00:02:38,267 and I refuse to stand by and watch money being wasted. 47 00:02:38,269 --> 00:02:41,937 - Cash salad? Any good? - Hmm, not really. 48 00:02:41,939 --> 00:02:44,073 I just gots more money than I can spend, 49 00:02:44,075 --> 00:02:47,276 so I am thinking of new ways to use it, check it! 50 00:02:47,278 --> 00:02:49,278 ♪ Well, I bought a gold boat ♪ 51 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:50,579 ♪ Bought a gold star ♪ 52 00:02:50,581 --> 00:02:51,747 ♪ Bought a gold bear ♪ 53 00:02:51,749 --> 00:02:53,515 ♪ Put him in a gold car ♪ 54 00:02:53,517 --> 00:02:54,650 ♪ Bought a gold fridge ♪ 55 00:02:54,652 --> 00:02:56,385 ♪ Filled it with some gold food ♪ 56 00:02:56,387 --> 00:02:58,987 ♪ Bought a gold me I call him the gold dude ♪ 57 00:02:58,989 --> 00:03:00,289 ♪ I'm makin' that money ♪ 58 00:03:00,291 --> 00:03:02,157 ♪ That pyramid mummy money ♪ 59 00:03:02,159 --> 00:03:03,225 ♪ I'm makin' money ♪ 60 00:03:03,227 --> 00:03:05,027 ♪ That pyramid scheme money ♪ 61 00:03:05,029 --> 00:03:06,128 ♪ Makin' that money ♪ 62 00:03:06,130 --> 00:03:07,696 ♪ The pyramid mummy money ♪ 63 00:03:07,698 --> 00:03:08,831 ♪ I'm making money ♪ 64 00:03:08,833 --> 00:03:10,332 ♪ The pyramid scheme money ♪ 65 00:03:10,334 --> 00:03:13,335 - ♪ I stack my money brick by brick ♪ - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 66 00:03:13,337 --> 00:03:14,636 ♪ Check my gold fronts ♪ 67 00:03:14,638 --> 00:03:16,105 ♪ I go lick, lick, lick ♪ 68 00:03:16,107 --> 00:03:19,041 ♪ Need a new wallet 'cause my money don't fit ♪ 69 00:03:19,043 --> 00:03:22,044 ♪ Bought a gold bomb that go tick, tick, tick ♪ 70 00:03:22,046 --> 00:03:23,278 ♪ Makin' that money ♪ 71 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,047 ♪ That pyramid mummy money ♪ 72 00:03:25,049 --> 00:03:26,281 ♪ I'm making money ♪ 73 00:03:26,283 --> 00:03:27,950 ♪ That pyramid scheme money ♪ 74 00:03:27,952 --> 00:03:29,184 ♪ Makin' that money ♪ 75 00:03:29,186 --> 00:03:30,619 ♪ That pyramid mummy money ♪ 76 00:03:30,621 --> 00:03:31,820 ♪ I'm makin' money ♪ 77 00:03:31,822 --> 00:03:33,789 ♪ That pyramid scheme money ♪ 78 00:03:33,941 --> 00:03:35,307 Oh! 79 00:03:35,309 --> 00:03:37,209 Here's your birthday present, by the way. 80 00:03:37,211 --> 00:03:40,812 - Ooh, sparkly! - So, where did you get all this cash? 81 00:03:40,814 --> 00:03:42,681 From the pyramid scheme, yo! 82 00:03:42,683 --> 00:03:45,684 I signed up and now I'm a money sheriff. 83 00:03:46,219 --> 00:03:47,686 Ooh! 84 00:03:47,688 --> 00:03:49,922 What is the money sheriff? 85 00:03:49,924 --> 00:03:53,225 It's kind of like being president of your own company, 86 00:03:53,227 --> 00:03:54,693 but with a badge. 87 00:03:54,695 --> 00:03:56,628 We want to wear badges and eat money! 88 00:03:56,630 --> 00:03:59,765 You want in, huh? Well, it's super easy. 89 00:03:59,767 --> 00:04:03,001 - First, give me $100. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 90 00:04:03,003 --> 00:04:04,836 You don't give money to make money! 91 00:04:04,838 --> 00:04:06,505 That's like paying to have a job. 92 00:04:06,507 --> 00:04:08,440 And those badges are worthless. 93 00:04:08,442 --> 00:04:11,743 They're just to trick you into thinking you have some sort of status. 94 00:04:11,745 --> 00:04:14,947 This is why it's called a pyramid scheme! 95 00:04:14,949 --> 00:04:16,648 - Here you go! - I love moneys! 96 00:04:16,650 --> 00:04:20,052 Great! Now, you're my money deputies. 97 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:21,720 Cool! 98 00:04:21,722 --> 00:04:25,424 Reach for the sky, compadres! 99 00:04:25,426 --> 00:04:29,661 - Bangs, bangs! Horse, horse! - Yee-haw! 100 00:04:29,663 --> 00:04:34,266 Lookin' good, y'all. Like you wanna make that mummy money. 101 00:04:34,268 --> 00:04:35,867 You are not cowboys, 102 00:04:35,869 --> 00:04:38,003 and there are no mummies in a pyramid scheme! 103 00:04:38,005 --> 00:04:40,672 You are participating in a fraudulent business. 104 00:04:40,674 --> 00:04:43,942 What you need is honest work. Hard labor. 105 00:04:43,944 --> 00:04:47,412 I am not the prisoner! Bang bang! 106 00:04:47,414 --> 00:04:48,680 And I'm no pregnant woman. 107 00:04:48,682 --> 00:04:50,949 We are cowboys, hombre! 108 00:04:50,951 --> 00:04:52,284 What's next, Sheriff? 109 00:04:52,286 --> 00:04:55,053 Get out there and recruit more deputies! 110 00:05:02,328 --> 00:05:03,729 Yee-haw! 111 00:05:22,649 --> 00:05:26,251 - Hungry, partner? - I'm not eating your filthy money. 112 00:05:26,253 --> 00:05:30,756 Mmm, tastes real clean to me, buckaroo. 113 00:05:30,758 --> 00:05:33,692 This is disgraceful behavior. 114 00:05:33,694 --> 00:05:36,928 This pyramid scheme is going to leave you broke, Titans. 115 00:05:36,930 --> 00:05:42,037 Us, big money cowboy millionaires? Broke? 116 00:05:43,103 --> 00:05:46,004 Get that cash out of your mouth! Give me that! Hurry. 117 00:05:46,006 --> 00:05:47,873 No, no, no, no, don't eat that five! 118 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,916 - Hey, I was still working on that! - Sorry, ma'am. 119 00:05:57,918 --> 00:06:01,086 The boss wants his cut of the money, or we'll be six feet under. 120 00:06:02,523 --> 00:06:05,724 See, only the person at the top of the pyramid gets any money. 121 00:06:05,726 --> 00:06:07,893 Whoa! 122 00:06:07,895 --> 00:06:09,695 Oh, it's the boss! 123 00:06:13,466 --> 00:06:14,766 Whoa. 124 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:24,342 Mummy money. 125 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:28,046 - Is that a mummy? - Of course it is. 126 00:06:28,048 --> 00:06:31,016 - And you're not surprised? - Not particularly. 127 00:06:31,018 --> 00:06:32,784 You're not wondering where the mummy came from?! 128 00:06:32,786 --> 00:06:35,787 It came from the pyramid, where else is he supposed to come from? 129 00:06:35,789 --> 00:06:37,789 Mummy money. 130 00:06:38,624 --> 00:06:40,759 Uh, here you go, Mummy. 131 00:06:45,031 --> 00:06:47,065 Mummy money! 132 00:06:47,067 --> 00:06:51,369 - But... But, there isn't anymore! - We ate the rest. 133 00:06:51,371 --> 00:06:54,148 Mummy money! 134 00:07:12,492 --> 00:07:15,093 So hot. 135 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:18,497 - Mummy money. - Okay, okay. 136 00:07:20,833 --> 00:07:22,567 This is my fault. 137 00:07:22,569 --> 00:07:25,087 All because I had to buy Cyborg the most 138 00:07:25,088 --> 00:07:27,606 expensive birthday present, he wanted so much! 139 00:07:27,608 --> 00:07:30,976 Look where your materialism has gotten us, Cyborg. 140 00:07:30,978 --> 00:07:33,545 I would have been satisfied with a hug! 141 00:07:33,547 --> 00:07:35,965 I was wrong too, Beast Boy. I thought pyramid schemes 142 00:07:35,966 --> 00:07:38,383 were dangerous because you risk losing your money. 143 00:07:38,385 --> 00:07:40,218 But really, it's because of the mummies. 144 00:07:40,220 --> 00:07:42,988 Mummy money. 145 00:07:44,557 --> 00:07:47,154 - Sorry, guys. - Well, Beast Boy, 146 00:07:47,189 --> 00:07:49,461 there's only one way to get out of financial trouble. 147 00:07:49,463 --> 00:07:53,799 - You mean, hard labor? - We're already doing that, you varmint! 148 00:07:58,805 --> 00:08:02,908 - The other kind of hard labor. - Oh, the pregnant kind. 149 00:08:02,910 --> 00:08:06,278 Uh-huh, I think I hear what you're saying. 150 00:08:09,549 --> 00:08:10,916 Remember to breathe, Beastie. 151 00:08:10,918 --> 00:08:12,551 You're doing great! 152 00:08:13,921 --> 00:08:17,622 - Keep breathing. - Almost there. 153 00:08:17,624 --> 00:08:20,358 One more push! 154 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,526 Ooh. 155 00:08:21,528 --> 00:08:24,170 - Congratulations. - Aw. 156 00:08:27,434 --> 00:08:29,267 I'm a mama! 157 00:08:30,603 --> 00:08:31,937 Perfect! 158 00:08:31,939 --> 00:08:33,939 Now that you've learned the value of hard labor, 159 00:08:33,941 --> 00:08:35,440 let's get these chains off. 160 00:08:37,845 --> 00:08:41,446 The key to saving ourselves was inside Beast Boy all along. 161 00:08:41,448 --> 00:08:43,915 But, what are we going to do about all these mummies? 162 00:08:43,917 --> 00:08:48,019 - Did you forget, Beast Boy? - You're still the Sheriff. 163 00:08:48,021 --> 00:08:50,522 And we are still your deputies. 164 00:08:50,524 --> 00:08:52,791 Yee-haw, hombre! 165 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:55,931 I won't let you down, Sheriff. 166 00:08:56,329 --> 00:08:59,130 Then, let's get along, little doggies. 167 00:09:04,937 --> 00:09:06,605 Mummy money! 168 00:09:08,408 --> 00:09:09,474 Huh? 169 00:09:10,543 --> 00:09:12,110 Yee-haw! 170 00:09:50,850 --> 00:09:53,451 Mummy money! 171 00:09:59,692 --> 00:10:03,261 This, here, pyramid ain't big enough for the both of us. 172 00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:05,697 Mummy money. 173 00:10:18,611 --> 00:10:22,661 Gold Bear, you crazy, dude. 174 00:10:24,883 --> 00:10:28,625 Well, Titans, I hope y'all learned about the dangers 175 00:10:28,626 --> 00:10:32,457 - of pyramid schemes. - The mummies are scary. 176 00:10:32,459 --> 00:10:33,692 Super scary. 177 00:10:33,694 --> 00:10:36,895 But being a cowboy, whoo, doggy is fun! 178 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:40,632 Well, in that case, buckaroos, I know what we gots to do. 179 00:10:40,634 --> 00:10:43,301 Ride into the sunset, baby. 180 00:10:43,303 --> 00:10:44,769 Yee-haw! 181 00:10:49,657 --> 00:10:54,612 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~